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Paraparaumu beach

The comings and goings of a hard working kiwi whose just moved home

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April 22, 2010

a Poster

I was starting some packing tonight and i found an old poster, it made me laugh.

15 Reasons why a dog is better than a man

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you are gone
Dogs feel guilt when they've have done something wrong.
Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they are jealous.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
Dogs understand what "No" means.
You can house train a dog
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving. dogs don't step on the imaginary break.
Dogs admit when they are lost.
Dogs don't feel threatened if you earn more tan they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you

and then there is the picture of a really hunky looking guy, and cute dog.
( just my thought for the day)

July 31, 2009

the alaskan Prayer

I was out in a bar the other night and I saw this sign behind the bar
"Please God grant me one more pipeline. We promise not to piss it away this time."

It just tickled my fancy, and I thought I would share it.